Every Friday Kyle grades the week's movie trailers in a post known as TRAILER PARK! Enjoy and please turn off your cell phones. Don't be a jerk.
Snow White and the Huntsman
Ho. Lee. Crap.
A few months ago when I first heard the news there would be not one, but TWO, live-action Snow White movies coming out in 2012, I immediately continued living my life as if nothing happened. Now that I've seen the first trailer for this version, a mature-looking, epic sweeping, techno bumping Snow White starring an armor-sportin' Kristen Stewart, I'm paying attention. Damn, this looks unreal. And helloooooo Charlize Theron! Her version of the Evil Queen can take my soul anyday. Grade: A
Red Tails
Ummm, hey George Lucas, I know you read this blog so I'm going to talk to you specifically. Red Tails looks great. Seriously, I'm going to see this movie. But you know what would make it better? If those fighter planes were X-Wings, and they were fighting a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. Just sayin'. Grade: A-
Corman's World: Exploits of a Hollywood Rebel
Roger Corman is a legend and anyone who says differently is an idiot. So yes, movie trailer critic blurb, this film fan will see this movie. One question though: there are boobs in it, right? Lots of boobs? Awesome. Grade: A
Underworld Awakening
Ahhh, another franchise-that-won't-go-away gets the 3D treatment. I know this series has its fans, but I'm not one of them so can't say I'll see this. Apparently, vampires and werewolves are now fighting the ultimate enemy: humans! DUN DUN DUNNNNNN! Gunfire. Grade: C
I Melt With You
What a weird trailer. First, it's all upbeat with these four main friends who get together for a birthday bruhaha, and just when you think they couldn't party any harder, all of the sudden, the music stops and the clip takes a strange turn into vagues-ville. Something goes wrong or amiss or real so to speak, and then bam, we're back to partying. Of course, that'll work in the film's favor, I'm sure. Audiences love dark undertones to their middle-aged party films. Grade: C
Kyle Waldrup is a contributing writer for Groove Sandwich. Follow him on Twitter here.
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